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I just received this mass e-mail from Charles
I want to apologize for ruining the party by biting Carol on the face. It was late, I was tired, and I really just wanted everyone to go home. I probably could have found a better way to express myself.
Note Carol is not getting this e-mail. Instead, I'm sending her a note. On the envelope will be a personalized postage stamp of me, so she can remember me the way I am- light-hearted and lovable.